戏说红尘一僧

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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 说起俺师傅，那可就话长了。。。。。。。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 就说名字吧，红尘一僧，自称老衲。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 红尘，就是世俗的意思，世俗之人所做的事，他都做，包括上网灌水聊天泡妞；僧，俗称和尚，从他的头像和签名就可以看出，是个剃发出家的和尚。。。。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 俺师傅就是这样一个矛盾的统一体，说白了就是一个花和尚。。。。。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">俺师傅历来是个自信的人，自信到了什么地步呢？只要有<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "Tencent" /><st1:RTX w:st="on"><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN></st1:RTX>发帖抒情，俺师傅一定自作多情地冲上去做男主角，而且能引经据典，以充分证明<st1:RTX w:st="on"><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN></st1:RTX>想的就是自己，弄得<st1:RTX w:st="on"><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN></st1:RTX>们啼笑皆非，<st1:RTX w:st="on">无可奈何</st1:RTX>。。。。。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 俺师傅还是个多情的人，对于在大街上擦肩而过的美女，俺师傅都能旁敲侧击的地感慨一番，抒情一下，弄得自己都感动的唏嘘不已；就是打错电话遇到的<st1:RTX w:st="on"><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN></st1:RTX>，师傅也不会放过，俺师傅那颗世俗之心，总会被<st1:RTX w:st="on"><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN></st1:RTX>们的长发缠住。。。。。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 俺师傅还是众多<st1:RTX w:st="on"><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN></st1:RTX>的蓝颜知己。有的<st1:RTX w:st="on"><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN></st1:RTX>伤心愤怒的时候，总会找师傅鄙视一下，或者把师傅当作出气筒发泄一下怨气，俺师傅则一笑了之或顾左右而言他，表现出相当高的姿态，怜香惜玉之<st1:RTX w:st="on">心路</st1:RTX>人皆知。。。。。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 俺师傅还是个湿人，经常打翻油瓶子，写情诗，而且拉大旗做虎皮，写的气势恢弘，把<st1:RTX w:st="on"><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN></st1:RTX>们忽悠的迷迷瞪瞪，俺看了都直眼儿—学不来啊。。。。。。。</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">师傅的优点还有很多，俺就不一一叙述了。总之，作为师傅的徒弟，俺学艺不佳。在这里俺发誓：今后俺一定更加努力向师傅学习，把师傅泡<st1:RTX w:st="on"><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN></st1:RTX>的本领都学到手，争取早日学成出师！</SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 俺今天就说这么多，还有哪位想夸俺师傅的，请继续补充。<IMG alt="" src="http://www.wycjy.com/images/smilies/wycjy/em05.gif" border=0 smilieid="216"> <IMG alt="" src="http://www.wycjy.com/images/smilies/wycjy/em21.GIF" border=0 smilieid="228"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>

擎天一剑

原帖由 <I>紫艳香冷俏花妖</I> 于 2007-12-6 18:40 发表 <A href="http://www.wycjy.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1026625&amp;ptid=89324" target=_blank><IMG alt="" src="http://www.wycjy.com/images/common/back.gif" border=0></A> <IMG alt=[%em05] src="http://www.wycjy.com/images/smilies/wycjy/em05.gif" border=0 smilieid="216"> 你跟你师傅真像啊

俺可没自夸啊，是在夸师傅。。<IMG alt="" src="http://www.wycjy.com/images/smilies/wycjy/em21.GIF" border=0 smilieid="228">

擎天一剑

原帖由 <I>老李家二丫</I> 于 2007-12-6 18:52 发表 <A href="http://www.wycjy.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1026627&amp;ptid=89324" target=_blank><IMG alt="" src="http://www.wycjy.com/images/common/back.gif" border=0></A> 花和尚 谁夸呀 <IMG alt=[%em24] src="http://www.wycjy.com/images/smilies/wycjy/em24.GIF" border=0 smilieid="231">

花和尚做到极致，也是种能力。。。。。<IMG alt="" src="http://www.wycjy.com/images/smilies/wycjy/em21.GIF" border=0 smilieid="228">

擎天一剑

原帖由 <I>偶花渗醋</I> 于 2007-12-6 19:42 发表 <A href="http://www.wycjy.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1026665&amp;ptid=89324" target=_blank><IMG alt="" src="http://www.wycjy.com/images/common/back.gif" border=0></A> 哈哈，看睛天一见的师傅如此花俏，俺不由自主地想起一词：才子与风流从来就是狼和狈的关系。

总结的到位。<IMG alt="" src="http://www.wycjy.com/images/smilies/wycjy/em21.GIF" border=0 smilieid="228">

擎天一剑

原帖由 <I>偶花渗醋</I> 于 2007-12-6 19:42 发表 <A href="http://www.wycjy.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1026665&amp;ptid=89324" target=_blank><IMG alt="" src="http://www.wycjy.com/images/common/back.gif" border=0></A> 哈哈，看睛天一见的师傅如此花俏，俺不由自主地想起一词：才子与风流从来就是狼和狈的关系。

报告，俺叫擎天一剑，不叫晴天一见，晴天一见那是彩虹<IMG alt="" src="http://www.wycjy.com/images/smilies/wycjy/em25.gif" border=0 smilieid="232">

擎天一剑

原帖由 <I>偶花渗醋</I> 于 2007-12-6 21:00 发表 <A href="http://www.wycjy.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1026749&amp;ptid=89324" target=_blank><IMG alt="" src="http://www.wycjy.com/images/common/back.gif" border=0></A> 哈哈，风流本身无是无非，取决于风流者。风流者是则风流佳话，风流者非则下流龌龊

诠释的很透彻。。。<IMG alt="" src="http://www.wycjy.com/images/smilies/wycjy/em06.GIF" border=0 smilieid="217">

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谢加加。[%em10]

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俺来了，MM想俺没？

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俺知道亲MM肯定想俺，还用问吗？[%em08]

擎天一剑

原帖由 <I>阿细跳月</I> 于 2007-12-7 21:17 发表 <A href="http://www.wycjy.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&amp;pid=1027526&amp;ptid=89324" target=_blank><IMG alt="" src="http://www.wycjy.com/images/common/back.gif" border=0></A> 少来，拖出去埋了<IMG alt=[%em10] src="http://www.wycjy.com/images/smilies/wycjy/em10.gif" border=0 smilieid="220">

知道俺MM只是说说<IMG alt="" src="http://www.wycjy.com/images/smilies/wycjy/em22.gif" border=0 smilieid="229">